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Sam Demotivational Poster


NICE TRY - You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn't you?


TAGS: sammiches not being made wtf
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Togekiss

blesic - September 20, 2014, 12:06 pm
Very funny.
maoworks2 - November 28, 2011, 10:07 am
Get THE Chain For The Bed


PURPLE HAYS - All in my brain, lately things just don't seem the same ...


TAGS: purple hays dont ssem same
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Budog

carebear - March 21, 2012, 3:01 pm
(carebear BANNED)
holymoly - March 21, 2012, 12:08 pm
Funny! I like the simple ones... wait what does that say about me?
ughomer - March 21, 2012, 7:14 am
Good one! Hendrix played left-handed on an upside down Fender Stratocaster strung a**-backward.


OSAMA: R.I.P. - He now joins Megatron at the bottom of the sea.


TAGS: humor osama
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by CatEyes

rmrm - December 8, 2011, 6:50 pm
Spock had the same funeral :D
50cal - May 2, 2011, 1:01 pm
They should have launched his body into the sun. That was the world could see via telescope is body floating to the sun.
Airman - May 2, 2011, 11:06 am
he sleeps with the fishes
MilDoc - May 2, 2011, 11:01 am
R.I.P....Rest In Pieces?!?
Bull - May 2, 2011, 9:30 am
thought R.I.P. was police code for ra** in progress?
CatEyes - May 2, 2011, 7:56 am
R.I.P. = Rapid Interment Program... hahahaha!
steph1 - May 2, 2011, 7:46 am
in peace? R.I.H. - rot in hell


NEW DRINK -


TAGS: new drink osama bin laden
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - May 6, 2011, 8:10 pm
Thanks guys! :)
Bull - May 6, 2011, 6:39 pm
HA!! 5L
Airman - May 6, 2011, 5:38 pm
lol


BLONDES - Are you the one who got Osama Bin Laden ?


TAGS: blondes seals duh osama
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Budog

WestTexRedneck - August 31, 2011, 12:24 pm
why yes, Yes I am the one....
mariand - August 30, 2011, 2:14 am
LOL... I think blonde5 can feel offended by that question


OSAMA BIN LADEN - Hide and Seek Champion September 11, 2001 – May 1, 2011 Finally Got Him !




HELL YEAH - Sometimes, you can just know the day is gonna be EPIC.




SAMMICH -


TAGS: sammich
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by corneredbadger

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:35 pm
Challenge accepted! Now find me 49 other women!
Greeny - January 4, 2014, 10:30 pm
Don't forget smelly
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 4, 2014, 10:30 pm
I'd call this fair considering how many posters we make objectifying women.
nicholsjoshua15 - January 4, 2014, 10:03 pm
I really hate this poster, it makes it sound like men are nothing but baby making machines. We're far more than that, we're smart, feeling, loving human beings.
motivational777 - June 26, 2013, 3:09 pm
If I could do that, you wouldn't have time to make me a "Sammich"
Reality Lord - October 11, 2011, 3:51 pm

omg...how did i miss this....EPIC!!!
RHJunior - October 2, 2011, 3:51 am
Great, when you can pull down a gazelle with nothing but your teeth and Lee press-on nails, we'll talk. Till then make the d*** sandwich.
Derek - September 30, 2011, 9:32 pm
Mmmmm Nigella Lawson. More than just good sandwiches.
keg0death - September 30, 2011, 6:45 pm
Challenge Accepted.
jplace - September 30, 2011, 11:52 am
But is it with the same female every time?
ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:43 am
OK, make it a BLT. 5 manly lions.


MY SESAME CAKE - Stop Eating It


TAGS: congo tim curry sesame cake
Rating: 2.12/5
huvtonix - February 15, 2011, 9:21 pm
but its sooo good


I WANT YOU - Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse




REGRET -


TAGS: pepperspray hippie occupy portland sammich
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - December 15, 2011, 4:31 pm
Sorry it has been so long, guys and gals. Many changes in life have happened recently. I missed you all. Hello to the noobs! If you need some help, get with the elders here by pm. (some of you really need it.)


DREAMS - Sometimes, they come true.


TAGS: sammich women men kitchen funny
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Pillow34

Verdeckt - June 7, 2011, 8:04 am
is that BACON on those sammiches??? Dreams really do come true..


DON'T SHOOT!! - She's got a hostage!




PLAGIARISM - Now In 3D!


TAGS: same **** different color
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by forseti

rnbw00 - June 21, 2011, 7:37 pm
As I was sitting in the theater watching Avatar, it suddenly hit me, "This is a sci-fi version of Dances With Wolves"
forseti - April 3, 2010, 8:18 am
god d***... i hate when this happens. sorry!
forseti - April 3, 2010, 8:18 am
uhh... didn't search for it. (that should be the excuse of cameron, too, don't you think?!?) ;)
forseti - April 3, 2010, 8:17 am
uhh... didn't search for it. (that should be the excuse of cameron, too, don't you think?!?) ;)
ThatGuy - April 3, 2010, 1:51 am
How many times are the mods gonna approve this poster?


REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: sammich eats you rerun
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by rerun

irresistablex3 - January 13, 2011, 10:34 pm
i should do that to my future kids
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 5:50 pm
That's what ya get for asking for a f***ing sammich! lol still made me laugh 5!
rerun - January 9, 2011, 2:35 pm

they don't have sammichs in Soviet Russia.
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 1:09 pm

....what ....no "in soviet russia....." joke?


TRUST -


TAGS: vase broken same different lose
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by rerun

spacedog - June 14, 2011, 9:05 pm
Well done Rerun. 5L It's unfortunate that most people throw the vase away, cause everybody screws up sometimes.
Beo69 - June 8, 2011, 4:37 pm
Wise words!
dgoalie01 - June 7, 2011, 9:31 pm
thats deep man
house - June 7, 2011, 8:47 pm
nice


MCDONALDS - Their Burgers Are Made Fresh !!




SESAME STREET... - breeding what we call muppets today




THE WIZARD OF OZ - Does he look like a bitch?




DYSLEXIA -


TAGS: sammich diagnosis
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 7:21 am
I've tried to talk to her Roadki11uk, but she said she would have some VooDoo spell put on me...
Roadki11uk - October 23, 2009, 5:49 am
That's a perfect sandwich... though maybe a little too much bread.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 3:58 pm
Sean...I only get mad at her when she does dress in the morning *psst, it's a old hippie thing...till she discovered Versace, Gucci and what ever the hell else she wares to all those save this and save that thingies*
beesladesh - October 20, 2009, 7:49 pm
Nice one. =)
MO - October 20, 2009, 6:15 pm
Hamsome!! Simply hamsome Bone!!! And MWLF FTW!!! 5...um, michsam's?
BoneCD - October 20, 2009, 4:00 pm
Good one MWLF...and thanks guys
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 20, 2009, 3:33 pm
At least she made you a wichsand!
Sean - October 20, 2009, 3:08 pm
Do you let her dress herself in the morning? How about if yer mad at her, then?
giulio - October 20, 2009, 2:55 pm
Nice post and... wife! 5L!
todd snyder - October 20, 2009, 2:55 pm
Never thought of it that way - 5 lions for thinking outside the box
aerofiend - October 20, 2009, 2:53 pm
Doesn't mean she's wrong.


THIS IS HOW IT ALL STARTS - One photoshopped picture and you have another conspiracy theory on your hands


TAGS: osama ph**oshopped scuba diving
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Budog

tellitlikeitis - May 5, 2011, 9:15 pm
Truly good. 5 l's.
Reality Lord - May 5, 2011, 6:25 pm

how do we tie aliens into this.
pudgytroll - May 5, 2011, 2:48 pm
so very true...


SANOSUKE SAGARA - I think Cloud's Buster sword just got out-bigged...




D'OH -


TAGS: fox osama not obama
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

epimethius05 - May 3, 2011, 12:27 pm
WTH dude, cant you afford an HDTV?
tellitlikeitis - May 2, 2011, 10:42 pm
Ouch for Fox News... good eye.
taxiinthesky - May 2, 2011, 8:39 pm
Nice!!!!
GySgt1811 - May 2, 2011, 8:36 pm
I just realized; my reaction to the news of UBL's death has lasted over 4 hours. Should I call my doctor?
Airman - May 2, 2011, 6:38 pm
good ole Fox


STAR SCREAM - You've FAILED me again....


TAGS: decipticons floatsam jetsam transformers megatron
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

OmegaReaper - April 23, 2012, 5:00 pm
I belive that it will leave a scar xD


100 KIRBYS! - Choose you character!


TAGS: kirby 100 mario yoshi marcus luigi peach bowser lucas ness ice climbers samus dk
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by Eugene

zoomer296 - January 6, 2013, 9:54 pm
Kirby? Why not Zoidberg?
vgcats - July 15, 2012, 12:55 am
Please don't add your watermark to this. :/ http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=253
boeweizer - June 12, 2010, 9:28 pm
ok on your mark get set hang!!
Eugene - November 6, 2009, 12:19 am
Hell it is Bet i can beat you in a race there!
boeweizer - November 3, 2009, 12:50 am
hmm if is kicks a asterisk s then it must be so awesome it went underground to try and escape it awesome-ness, then we meet in hell eugene
bevhillsreborn - October 28, 2009, 7:19 pm
pottery barn kicks a**, boe, find a place that kicks more a** then any other place you know of and go there.
Eugene - October 28, 2009, 1:36 am
Wait...What? I phased out there, what happened?
THeDRiZZ - October 27, 2009, 11:24 pm
This one gets a five just for the comment section and nothing else! lmao
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 11:08 pm
You leaned into it, boe... well played!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:47 pm
ok noon it is but what a pottery barn?
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:24 pm
LOL!!!!! Hackey Sack rumble!!!
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:22 pm
You tell 'em aggy. Dudes, you should settle this with wiffle bats at noonish behind the Pottery Barn.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:14 pm
Wow. Kirby smack-talk? Flinch fight!!!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:13 pm
i know of another kirby artist and he made some marvel ones and other ones that look way better that urs


BEHOLD! SHARK POOP! - Errrr... Osama Bin Laden


TAGS: osama shark poop
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by motinet

M0rd3kaI - October 1, 2012, 9:28 am
Friggen-A
Airman - May 3, 2011, 12:25 pm
it's a joke.. not an entry in the Encylcopaedia Brittanica. Christ
epimethius05 - May 3, 2011, 12:19 pm
Whale sharks feed on algae not detritus.
Cloudchaser - May 2, 2011, 11:39 pm
I may be mistaken, but that looks like a non-carnivorous whale shark
Reality Lord - May 2, 2011, 6:54 pm

anonymous....1L.....JOKING JUST JOKING BOSSMAN.
Airman - May 2, 2011, 6:15 pm
LOL


HONEY COME AND GET IT - I made you a sammich !


TAGS: i made you sammich
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - September 1, 2011, 5:34 pm
Nope...I'm bu5y with the drinking game...lol


SCHRODINGER'S SAMMICH - It is both delicious und not delicious. You cannot know until you take a bite.


TAGS: schrodinger sammich sadwich cat german quatum science hellsing
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by Lina_M13

Derek - September 27, 2009, 12:18 am
The cat has eyes that are neither brown nor blue but in an indeterminate state. :-)
spacedog - September 26, 2009, 5:55 pm
Add a little mustard, but hold the...Meowww...quiet. Hold the...meowww...mayo. AAHROM NOM NOM NOM...


"GERBER BABY" REJECT - Little Sammy Kinison


TAGS: gerber baby sam kinison
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by Koradan

stavro1 - November 19, 2009, 4:36 pm
Those babies are going to starve!


SAMMICH... - Yeah go make me one!


TAGS: sammaic
Rating: 1.56/5

More motifakes by KENANDREWS2

Fatt Matt - April 16, 2010, 4:38 pm
I concur... you've got to put some kind of new twist to it... not as above.
Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 4:34 pm
1L - Personally the whole sammich craze i getting really f***ing retarded/ old. Lets change it up a bit and think of somthin original. I know it might hurt but give it a try.


CHUCK NORRIS - Killed Osama Bin Laden


TAGS: chuck norris killed osama terrorist
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by NYHCx845

Sean - May 4, 2011, 5:03 pm
This poster is an insult to the heroes who did the deed. And anyone who can act their way outta a wet paper bag.


TAKE AWAY THE -




THE MAXX - Coolest homeless person EVER!




OPTIMIST VS PESSIMIST. - The Optimist "Oh what a beautiful sight, let's check it out." The Pessimist "You do know the moment we step inside we're gonna be killed by Ninjas and Samurais right?


TAGS: optimist pessimist ninjas samurais
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

steve1961 - February 22, 2013, 2:51 pm
What about all those ninjas shown on the outside in this ph**o?


EDWARD CULLEN - Can't even compare to this amount of swag.




OSAMA BIN LADEN SEAL TEAM 6 -




APACHE CHIEF - What kind of stinking superhero loses his powers to a cup of hot coffee to the crotch?




I KNEW IT! - He's Still Alive




FOUND OSAMA BIN LADEN -


TAGS: technology osama found
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by ReRac

birddseedd - December 1, 2013, 4:34 pm
What is the point of saying this kind of stuff. couldnt be any further from the truth.
440wakeup - May 16, 2011, 8:51 pm
What was the mailing address smart-ass!!


BERT AND OSAMA - We're pretty much dead now. Just admit it.


TAGS: bert osama bin laden terrorist middle east funny humor
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by beesladesh

Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 10:29 pm
Me likes!
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 9:48 pm
lol They could have been seperated at birth! Practically twins!


SO ERNIE? - Ya left me for Big Bird cause he looks like a big rubber ducky. How 'bout this for a big bird so start the ducking!




BUN IN THE OVEN - Wow...that is very good dear... Now quit standing around and finish my sammich




AH THE GOOD 'OL DAYS - When women accepted their natural place




OSAMA BIN LADIN - No wonder we can't catch him. All we have are stinkin Humvee's.




HIGHER EDUCATION -


TAGS: be the same and different
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Bull

GaryO - July 23, 2012, 3:20 pm
heh, heh....exactly, 5L


WORLD HUNGER - If you people would LIVE WHERE THE FOOD IS! YOU LIVE IN A DESERT! NOTHING GROWS OUT HERE! NOTHING'S GONNA GROW OUT HERE! YOU SEE THIS? HUH? THIS IS SAND.


TAGS: sam kinison
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2010, 1:49 pm
Worse. Step 1 - Send food, seed and irrigation aid. Step 2 - Food intercepted by rival militias and tribes, Step 3 - Seed and irrigation maybe make it through, grow crops, Step 4 - Crops confiscated, fields burned. Repeat steps 1-4.
pzykosiz - August 24, 2010, 7:31 pm
harsh but true
AdmiralAckbar - August 24, 2010, 6:48 pm
If we stopped sending food and meds the suffering would have ended long ago. Perhaps Sam was right, start sending plane tickets instead.
Derek - August 24, 2010, 6:22 pm
As if they have a choice.


THE FUTURE -


TAGS: past future same death rerun
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by rerun

Sho - January 22, 2011, 9:29 pm
Well I may not be a greybeard, but I still think this one is better
rerun - January 21, 2011, 1:59 pm

@LIfe, you may have noticed (doubtful) that there are over 70,000 motifakes here. Pics get reused all the time. Let it die, so much as fart and anything gos as far as people here abusing you
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:41 pm
@Life: Maybe it would be a good idea to learn to write proper English first. I'm sure it would be a great improvement. After you've achieved that try to grow a sense of humor that's not just funny to you and you might be on to something. Want help? Ask!!!
Faceplant31 - January 21, 2011, 11:14 am
Well you're wrong. You give me a pic that you have an amsome idea on and i will show you a different approach from a handful of grey beards. Pics are only half of the motifake.
Life - January 21, 2011, 11:07 am
Hey man mod grey beard if they are so epic and all powerful on this site then why can't they I think they should be original all the time or else they are just being nooby and are a shame to grey beards
Zook - January 20, 2011, 1:23 pm
epic 5L
rerun - January 20, 2011, 11:33 am

@Life...I can give you Death if you would like
rerun - January 20, 2011, 11:33 am

@Life...I can give you Death if you would like
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2011, 10:20 am
It amazes me that a lil noob like you life has the balls to call out a Grey Beard let alone a mod for using the same pic as you used. There is no shame when the new poster doesn't correlate with yours and is so much better too.
Life - January 20, 2011, 9:36 am
http://www.motifake.com/123037 for shame


MW3 -


TAGS: same game different cover mw3 sucks
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

abraaz - January 20, 2012, 6:07 am
Yes but the thing is this game is actually copied and pasted, well most of it is anyway. For instance when server crash on PC you get this meassage "We're sorry but the Modern Warefare 2 servers have crashed" I mean like seriously, that is an epic fail xD
falloutghoul - January 19, 2012, 2:03 pm
I object! And no, I am not defending Money Wasted 3!
Sho - January 18, 2012, 11:24 pm
All video game sequels are a copy paste lol
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 10:39 pm
Nice. Harsh. Ouch. I'm clueless about video games, but I get it. 5L


SAMURAI ELVIS - Can't get any cooler than that!




Same Day Delivery -


TAGS: flux capacitor same day delivery
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Ism

CloudchaserS - August 31, 2013, 11:22 am
It would be awesome if pizza delivery drivers had flux capacitors
ipaprime - August 31, 2013, 6:49 am
but only if you have 1.21 gigawatts of electricity
ipaprime - August 31, 2013, 6:49 am
but only if you have 1.21 gigawatts of electricity


GO AHEAD - Tell me to get you a sammich ONE MORE TIME




JUST MELLOW OUT MAN - The Sesame Street Dudes Abide...




GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN -


TAGS: female hormones class kitchen sammich
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 4:38 pm
While similar to 105600 there are many differences between the two. Both are well done. This stands on it's own merit.
Anonymous2 - June 27, 2010, 2:41 pm
Meh. Would've been better if it was before http://www.motifake.com/geography-of-a-woman-motifake-service-announcement-demotivational-poster-105600.html


SAM FISHER WILL GET THE JOB DONE ONCE AND FOR ALL - If Gotham City Was Being Protected By Sam Fisher All Super Villains Would Be Dead And The City Would Be Safe For Good.




SAMUEL CLEMENS -


TAGS: samuel clemens not to impressed with the future star trek
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by JDHalfrack

JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 7:49 am
Hey PreacherMan, I agree. But, I made this for a Physics class I teach. We watch Star Trek episodes, and this is always one of the students' favorite episodes because of how annoying Mark Twain is.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 12:20 am
This ain't the beer guy?
Preacher Man - May 30, 2010, 12:18 am
Not to be a total f'ing geek here, but by the end of that episode, he was impressed with the future. Said it was worth giving up cigars for. Great performance by Jerry Hardin as Twain in a sillier than usual time travel episode.


OSAMU TEZUKA - In the time it took you to read this he drew a +100 page Manga


TAGS: osamu tezuka astro boy
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Dragonrider1227

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:22 pm
I believe it, dude. 5L Yes, I'm a manga and anime fan. Apologies to anyone who isn't. Waitaminute... no I'm not! Lol.


COSPLAY - NOT always a bad idea


TAGS: samus cosplay costume video game metroid
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by Jesse

MetaShadow - November 30, 2010, 5:16 pm
this chick also does many more amazing cosplay. she has a deviant art account.
iburnpeoplewearingkilts - June 17, 2009, 7:36 am
Don't care what anyone says...that is an awesome costume.
Töm - December 17, 2008, 2:31 am
Samus has way bigger ***bs, if you go by the bre*** plate on the vrala suit. maybe the suit also increases bust size as well as protect form fire.
english--and proud - November 23, 2008, 7:09 am
looks like a refugee from some future "dallas" series..
Phage - November 23, 2008, 6:07 am
Proof that not all women are hopeless.
Can I Have One? - July 14, 2008, 9:56 pm
Asian Samus...
O_O; - May 12, 2008, 1:14 am
My friends, I am in love.


AMERICAN BADASS -


TAGS: samuel whittemore american revolutionary war veterans america usa
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

Thedge - November 13, 2014, 12:31 pm
That was America. Would you like a h** Apple Pie with that order, sir?


A DISNEY WEEK - is clearly when the Prince gets married and the bad guy gets killed


TAGS: osama prince wedding death
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Goudou54

Derek - May 4, 2011, 5:57 am
Well spotted, that man.


GOOD SAMARITANS - What Really Happens When You Join A Band Of Misfits With Serious Personality Disorders


TAGS: samaritan wizard oz tinman
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by boxy

deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 9:00 am
dam i kill a lot of peps that day
Cloudchaser - March 13, 2011, 11:17 am
I immediately thought of the horror metal band The Misfits


WTF - This is where our kids colorful vocabulary comes from.




I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO -




YES YOU! - Hey Osama, what took you so long?




OSAMA UNDER THE SEA - i can't wait for this episode of spongebob




FRANK BARONE - MAKE ME A SAMMICH!


TAGS: everybody loves raymond sammich
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by LEE

Dan - February 8, 2009, 7:45 pm
Holy crap!


JOHN MONTAGU, 4TH EARL OF SAMMICH - Wench, bring me meat tucked between two slices of bread.


TAGS: sammiches
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Preacher Man

R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 12:09 pm
Flexaril is Awesome! I like the "waves" as they crash against you...very soothing.
Preacher Man - June 9, 2010, 12:01 pm
Flexaril is a muscle relaxer for my back. Slivovitz is a Croation plum brandy with a nice, long lasting burn. Combine the two and posters like this ensue.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:31 am
I don't know what those are, But I do the same thing with alcohol all the time. Don't feel bad.
Preacher Man - June 9, 2010, 11:30 am
It's astounding what will seem funny when you combine Flexaril with Slivovitz after midnight. This seemed so much funnier last night...


GOODNIGHT RALPH - Goodnight Sam See you tomorrow


TAGS: sam sheepdog and ralph wolf quote
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by Airman

epimethius05 - May 3, 2011, 3:06 pm
Awesome subtext! I'm not sure many people caught the Sheepdog/Wiley E Coyote refrence
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:32 pm
PErfect!!! 5L
Mongo - December 22, 2009, 3:27 pm
Just finished up at VFA-213, the Super's...nice toy!
GreyScorpion - December 22, 2009, 3:27 pm
Excellent Warner Bros. Looney Tunes Reference. 5 Wolves In Sheeps Clothing
phydeaux - December 22, 2009, 2:17 pm
5/5 Mr. Airman Sir. I loves me an F/A-18. Moved from A7E's to the F/A-18. What a nice change THAT was!


SAMUS ARAN - The original "replay value"




Today's Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters -


TAGS: you white me in you black me out scary bert sesame street poster evolution
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Sho - December 22, 2014, 1:26 pm
love the style


THE FEMINISTS PICNIC -


TAGS: sammichs
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

spacedog - February 20, 2013, 7:31 pm
5L
steve1961 - February 20, 2013, 3:13 pm
No sammichs and not a Lady Schick to be found...
MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 12:54 pm
5L me Lord...made me choke laugh and that even outranks a gut giggle....well done indeed sire.


FATAL MISTAKE -


TAGS: wild west gunfight sammich
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Vampyro - July 22, 2011, 5:49 am
I only have 5 bullets but I am trying to get that sammich anyway
ICEMAN - July 9, 2011, 12:13 am
I'll take 5 slices on mine.


OH NO -




AS SLOWLY DAWNS ANOTHER DAY, - Eyelids flutter, dreams melt away. And what is left ahead of me? Just another case of S.S.D.D.




LAYOFFS AT SESAME STREET - The union is not happy.


TAGS: sesame street kids bert ernie cookie
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

CoolioIndeed - March 17, 2010, 11:22 pm
Ernie looks particularly pissed.


POWER GIRL AND SPIDER-MAN - If the unlimited potential of this epic image doesn't bring Cubbybear back, I don't know what will.




MEANWHILE - Back in Bin Laden's cave.




G'MORNING RALPH -


TAGS: freedom illusion ralph sam wolf no sheep dog
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

coldinjected - January 26, 2011, 10:28 pm
Great work RL!!
Donkasaurus - January 26, 2011, 12:14 pm
Love me some Zappa.


THE ONE -




WELCOME TO BUDS -




ZOMBIE UNCLE SAM - Wants your brains ...




IRONY - They "buried" him at sea.


TAGS: osama
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by 300flood



PIZZA PAGODA - Your pizza is ready in 30 minutes, or we kill ourselves in shame and dishonor!!




MULTI-CULTURE PALS - Many Heroes, One Voice!




YOUNG SAM KINISON - was a hit with the pre-school's "Talent Night"




SAMURAI - Because you can never spill as much blood as he can in his sleep


TAGS: samurai
Rating: 2.18/5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2009, 7:16 am
I'm not sure if anyone told you guys......But, There are Girls in the real world.
fg - October 12, 2009, 7:00 am
mugan totaly kicks a** ^^
yon - July 6, 2008, 8:49 pm
well anything by shinichiro watanabe kicks a**
. - May 12, 2008, 1:58 pm
2nd greatest anime. Cowboy Bebop is still better


THE POWER OF CHRIST - Compels You To Make Me a Sammich!


TAGS: face palm sammich
Rating: 1.46/5

More motifakes by Lex



AGGY'S PROM NIGHT -


TAGS: agdaniele prom transam
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - March 1, 2011, 6:55 am
One doesn't want to get blood on a piano tie.
Airman - February 25, 2011, 6:25 pm
I think he put it on after he picked up the corsages
ICEMAN - February 25, 2011, 6:09 pm
That's not Aggy. No piano tie.


MR BO JANGLES -


TAGS: uncle sam budget crisis again
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 4:07 pm

greenbacks FTW!!!
Greeny - June 18, 2011, 3:41 pm
Perfect union!


Samurai Raccoons -


TAGS: samurai raccoons
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

nicholsjoshua15 - August 17, 2013, 6:00 pm
Will do my friend!
Reality Lord - August 15, 2013, 8:22 pm

if you get a chance, drop this over to digmydog. i think the old man running that site would love it!
lgvernon - August 15, 2013, 5:58 pm

Too funny!~


REALITY STREET - is brought to you by the letters "F" and "U", and the number "69"


TAGS: sesame street parody
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

maoworks2 - March 30, 2013, 2:00 pm
Hay The Point Boys.


I WANT YOU -




NOT EVEN WE ARE SAFE -


TAGS: terrorist terrorism osama religion war
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 21, 2013, 10:08 am
*imply
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 21, 2013, 10:08 am
It's guys like Ray here that make all Americans look like ignorant war mongerers. I'm glad that we have better examples of American citizens on the network......even the texans are less militant than the stereotypes usually implie. :)
Hawamleh - January 21, 2013, 7:03 am
You may have a right to call me hateful, but you certainly wrong me and millions of other Muslims who just go on about their daily lives trying to survive. But it's your right, so I ask the mods not to silence or ban you, you have a right to that opinion.
Hawamleh - January 21, 2013, 7:01 am
But once again I will tell you that, that's like your ignorant opinion which causes muslims like me who've never hurt anyone to worry about being who they are in today's world. I have never blamed an American nor a Jew for what US and Israel do.
Hawamleh - January 21, 2013, 6:59 am
Due to the US sacking Iraq for no good reason and empowering the state of Israel to occupy Palestine and oppress it's people. In short how the US pushes us arabs around like an elementary school bully.
Hawamleh - January 21, 2013, 6:57 am
Well I guess I can go about an entire rant about how you're own American culture is quite hateful. And that you're own USA is the only reason organizations such as Al-Qaeda and Hamas have formed.
rerun - January 21, 2013, 6:49 am

No idiot, the Moderator is open minded enough to judge people on people, not religous, racial, etc beliefs. As far as banning you, you are expressing an opinion which I don't agree with. I need a good reason to ban you, attack somebody here & I will
raygun505 - January 20, 2013, 9:11 pm
Good grief, my typing and brain need to get it together. The Moderator's Jewish religion takes a back seat to the Moderator's political motivations. This is typical of Jewish Liberals who vote Democrat in spite.
Greeny - January 20, 2013, 8:53 pm
Your hair looks nice
raygun505 - January 20, 2013, 8:32 pm
Oh and should the Moderator choose to silence me, I can live with that and expect it. The primary difference between a Communist and a Liberal is the power to kill and imprison those that disagree, not the lack of desire to do so.
raygun505 - January 20, 2013, 8:23 pm
Should have read, the Moderator's political agenda takes a back seat to the Moderator's religion.
raygun505 - January 20, 2013, 8:21 pm
Obviously the Mocerator's religion takes a back seat to the Moderator's religious beliefs.
raygun505 - January 20, 2013, 8:19 pm
In addition, Timothy McVey did not enjoy the widespread support of any group for his nearly SOLO act. But the Left routinely uses Timothy McVey to defend Muslims who are a CULTURE OF VIOLENCE and TERRORISM because the Left doesn't care about reality.
raygun505 - January 20, 2013, 8:16 pm
Gee is there any course of action a poster can take when he is personally attacked by a Moderator? Timothy McVey was not a part of an organized terrorist group such as Hamas and Al Queada. He was a nut with a small circle of friends.
rerun - January 20, 2013, 8:10 pm

Gee raygun505, I guess if this is true this Jewish Moderator should not be friends with the poster creator. Well, I call BS, not all terrorists are Muslim. Does the name Timothy McVey ring any bell? Oklahoma City bombing?
Hawamleh - January 20, 2013, 12:01 pm
Well then, just to make sure he looks good, I'll make sure to always twist things around for him with my twisty little wit that I got from my violent muslim upbringing playing with legos, vicious legos mind you.
GaryO - January 20, 2013, 11:47 am
Oh yeah, he’s a verbiate poster alright, but only when the twisted wit of our Hammy is applied
Hawamleh - January 20, 2013, 11:18 am
ye see that gary ? my father would be so proud if he saw this, either that or tell me to get my a** back to punching babies and not dis-honor my muslim heritage... I actually like this guy, funnier than a lot of posters nowadays he is.
GaryO - January 19, 2013, 9:30 am
Not all two year old posters are commented on by idiots, but all idiots comment on two year old posters. Howevah, I appreciate seeing this one, and really enjoyed seeing Hammy’s metamorphosis from meek noob to uproarious commenteer, all in one poster.
Hawamleh - January 19, 2013, 7:30 am
Well ****... I didn't even know that...hold on, I'm gonna go out and punch me some babies. Or maybe not, maybe I'll just tell you that I'm Muslim and that's like your opinion man.
raygun505 - January 19, 2013, 2:09 am
Not all Muslims are terrorists, but all terrorists are in fact Muslims. The entire Muslim religion is based on violence.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 7:44 pm
Controversial but Demotivational.
Hawamleh - June 30, 2010, 7:31 pm
i Know, All those Guys Do Is Bash Obama..
5butjam - June 30, 2010, 7:01 pm
I don't think this was done in a political manner, so I reckon that's why the mod has let it slide, it would've been a shame to lose this to Politifake...
Hawamleh - June 30, 2010, 6:31 pm
nonSense...We Do This To Move Feelings...And Debates Hapenning means a lot of feelings have been moved...just nothing hatefull.
forseti - June 30, 2010, 6:17 pm
(my personal amateurish) guideline: If someone could be offended or motivated to start a debate you perhaps should think about the text again...
Reality Lord - June 30, 2010, 6:12 pm

aggy being new at this, what is the guidelines for political. i mean a little is allowed...no? whats the cut off? racism obviously, hate i a**ume...anything else?
Hawamleh - June 30, 2010, 6:06 pm
Thanks, Im Glad You Like It :D
5butjam - June 30, 2010, 4:58 am
Consider this one of the exceedingly rare times I'll give anything that isn't uproariously funny or demotivating 5 lions...
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 11:14 pm
No worries... again... not bagging on your work by any means. Just guiding the comments.
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 11:12 pm
Ok I Just Wanted it to be known That im not trying to do anything political. But I'll Stfu Now :D
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 11:07 pm
Let the poster stand on it's own. Don't turn it into a debate. Please. You're very appreciated here.
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 11:07 pm
Not disagreeing with the poster. And much like I said about a banned member's politifakes - you aren't going to fix terrorism one motifake at a time. This is a great poster, and I approved it... but this is not the venue to argue it.
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 11:03 pm
True, But How Is Stoping Terrorism bad? In Any Way?
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 11:03 pm
You do an incredible job on these sorts of posters... the captions show thought and time put into them. I'd say that you're in danger of belaboring the theme, though... close, but not yet.
Haarakkon - June 29, 2010, 11:02 pm
I'd think it is more often religious in nature and used by the politicos to further their own agendas. Torquemada and Robespierre?
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 11:00 pm
Ok next one Will be A comedy :D thanks man and cant wait to see your new one.
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 10:59 pm

i'de love to know who gave you 2 l's on this. moving...like all of yours. and no, i don't believe its political. i keep meaning to make anotrher "einstien" that i think you'de like haw.thumbs up dude. now...make me laugh...lol.
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 10:58 pm
Grewat posters btw haar the cat one is freakin epic :D
Haarakkon - June 29, 2010, 10:58 pm
Food for thought, TOC
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 10:57 pm
Its Not, this critiques no regime no nothing this just says that killing innocents has no riligion...i still wanna know who that bomber was..Racist !
thatonechick - June 29, 2010, 10:54 pm
IMO, pretty much anything labeled as terrorism has political roots. Maybe that's just me.
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 10:52 pm
How Is this Political?
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 10:52 pm
for what?
thatonechick - June 29, 2010, 10:52 pm
Oh, but: political. I'm not voting.
thatonechick - June 29, 2010, 10:51 pm
*waits*
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 10:50 pm
You Disgust me....Timmy.
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 10:48 pm
seriously 2 lions, is it that bad?? pls tell me whats so bad about it so i can improve..


DIFFERENT -


TAGS: different people race individuality all the same
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - January 7, 2013, 8:07 am
Woah this is old.. how did this end up here on the frontpage ? ?
Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 4:04 pm
thanks
forseti - October 10, 2010, 8:22 am
I love the idea. 5L
Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 7:45 am
Oh,Ok.
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:17 pm
Sorry, Hammy. Saw one just like this on Despair.com two years ago, but they used a snowflake instead.


STUPIDER THAN THE LAW ALLOWS -


TAGS: marchallenge same as title britney canada
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by sickartist

LogicDude - March 22, 2010, 8:49 am
What? I thought Canada was kinda like Puerto Rico, but with Meeese instead of Rum.
Claire - March 21, 2010, 4:32 pm
Derek, Derek, Derek. Though Canada shares the continent of NORTH America with us, they are not a part of the country America.
Derek - March 21, 2010, 3:58 pm
@Cloud You'll be telling us Canada isn't part of America next.
Cloudchaser - March 21, 2010, 11:16 am
Not as stupid as it seems. For business purposes, record companies consider anything outside of their own country to be "overseas"


ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS -




OSAMA BIN LADEN -


TAGS: laden osama predator missile usa
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by uhoh9000

Reality Lord - May 3, 2011, 6:00 pm

lolz
alldayfighter - May 3, 2011, 1:06 am
yeah but in the head, not in the left shoulder! uhh is that alien behind predator?


THE DEVIL - Funny, well dressed, and charming. Everything one needs and more to be master of evil.




OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYE, - Osama saw his shot at 72 virgins being delivered by courier. He's still fishing for the virgins.




GOPHERS - Sorry, Uncle Sam Didn't Want You..




SAMUS ARAN VS. MASTER CHIEF - I think it's obvious which would win.


TAGS: samus aran versus master chief
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by Sam Dalton

CrazyMike300 - December 4, 2011, 7:48 pm
Whoever made this is retarded
CrazyMike300 - December 4, 2011, 7:47 pm
If neither of them had their suits on, Master Chief would beat the living crap out of Samus. Considering Samus has a gun in her suit and Master Chief has to find weapons, that just makes Master Chief even better. Who made that picture, they're dumb.
MS - October 12, 2009, 3:49 am
U suck g4g
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 16, 2008, 8:58 am
Nerdiest. Poster. Ever. You made a poster out of statistics!!!! There aren't even any numbers; they're just represented graphically! I cast derision towards you and your ilk!
Drenix - December 16, 2008, 8:43 am
Honestly, I rather compare Mega/RockMan X, Samus aint that special, since she... somehow manage to lose all her habilities in each game. Plus, give Master Chief or anyone a suit like hers, or give her Master Chief's armor and there's no actual diference,
dgbt - October 21, 2008, 3:05 pm
samus would whup master chiefs monkey a**. with them p**** a** guns he uses. fukin halo fans, why dont u play some FUN games
MC Fan - September 12, 2008, 10:05 am
Yup, i second that thought brock0, there is no way that has been done fairly. Master Chief > Samus Anus. She should go back to the kitchen where she belongs.
brock0 - September 12, 2008, 8:11 am
and the rating scale was determined by whom?


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